Re: America and Russia~

**Yonda** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:12 am

((…wat. netflix you whore))

Ivan buried his face in his hands. "N-Nyet! Why would he?"

**YourHero** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:16 am

((right? ;3; it's the worst.))

"Cuz you're adorable!" Alfred grinned, kissing his ear.

**Yonda** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:21 am

((stupid stupid stupid mean girls is like, the best. and it has Rachel McAdams in it. ;3; ))

"B-But that can't be the reason he likes me, da?"

**YourHero** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:24 am

((sob my friends are always quoting it and it sounds funny so i wanna see it... ;3; i guess i'll just have to watch it in a slightly less legal way then, fsldkjf.))

"Why not?" Alfred tilted his head a little, watching Ivan.

**Yonda** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:27 am

((… ;3; I could always send it to you, bby…))

"B-Because he's cute, and I'm not! I'm too big, pale, my nose is huge, and I have weird eyes!"

**YourHero** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:32 am

((e-eh? ;3;))

Alfred frowned. "What? I dunno what you're talking about."

**Yonda** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:37 am

((yeah, I could send you a little package. ;3; ))

"I am, though! I mean, Yao-Yao is cute and petite and he has warm skin and pretty eyes. He is cute, not me."

**YourHero** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:40 am

((skldfkj i-it's fine, really... ;3;))

"...Oh yeah? Well, I think you're cute, and he thinks your cute, and Francis thinks you're cute, too. So that's three against one, at least. I'm sure Mattie thinks you're cute, too."

**Yonda** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:45 am

((I really don't mind. ;3; ))

"Well, I don't think I am," he pouted.

**YourHero** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:51 am

((are you sure? ;3;))

"Then you're wrong." Alfred closed his eyes and kissed the tip of Ivan's nose, holding him close.

**Yonda** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:54 am

((positive. ;3; ))

"I can have a wrong opinion!" Ivan pouted.

**YourHero** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:00 am

((askldf you're so nice. ;3; also i'm assuming you meant 'can't' again, sdlfkj.))

"It's not an opinion, it's a fact." He opened his eyes again to grin at Ivan.

**Yonda** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:03 am

((ok this iPod is ofically drunk))

"Is not!" he pouted a little more, wrapping his arms around Alfred's middle.

**YourHero** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:10 am

((you need to hide your vodka better. ;3;))

"Is so, cuz I say so and I'm always right."

**Yonda** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:15 am

((i guess so. ;3; ))

"Oh really? Then what is the cure to cancer?"

**YourHero** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:23 am

((maybe keep it in between your boobs. ;3;))

"...I didn't say I know everything!" He pouted a little. "There's a difference."

**Yonda** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:28 am

((if i did that then Alfred and Ivan would have nonstop sex ;3; ))

"Well, whatever you said it was would have been right, according to you."

**YourHero** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:32 am

((i'm not entirely sure what the correlation between those two things is, but it doesn't sound like too bad of a deal to me, flsdjfk.))

"You're right, cuz I would've said 'I dunno.'"

**Yonda** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:34 am

((vodka makes my iPod drunk and my boobies make my iPod horny ;3; ))

"So 'I dunno' is the cure to cancer?"

**YourHero** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:37 am

((your ipod is just one big mess, isn't it. ;3;))

Alfred huffed. "No! I dunno what the cure to cancer is."

**Yonda** Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:25 am

((it's ke$ha))

Ivan grinned widely. "So you aren't always right!"

**YourHero** Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:13 am

((omg tell your ipod it's the worst... the WORST))

"I am so! I said I dunno what it is, and that's right!" He pouted, crossing his arms.

**Yonda** Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:59 pm

((stop stop stop talking now))

"But then…I would know everything too!" Ivan grinned.

**YourHero** Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:05 pm

((why, is it mad at me))

What? Why?

**Yonda** Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:13 pm

((no don't mind it it's just being a hot mess))

"Because we would obviously always be right about the things we know! So if you are goin to say the things you don't know don't count as to whether or not you're right, then of course you would always be right! Because you know it!"

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